My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands Unabridged (mp3/m4b音频+epub) 343.65 MBs

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands Unabridged (mp3/m4b音频) 343.65 MBs

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My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands Unabridged (mp3/m4b音频+epub) 343.65 MBs

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英语(English)

书籍英文简介:

In this raucous collection of true-life stories, actress and comedian Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.

You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool.

Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

书籍中文简介(Translated by 百度翻译):

书籍中文名:我的水平生活:一夜情集

在这个喧嚣的真实生活故事集中,女演员和喜剧演员切尔西韩德勒讲述了她在社交沟中度过的时间,那是一种野蛮的、奇怪的、不可抗拒的、常常令人满足的野兽:一夜情。

你要么做了某事,要么认识一个人:一夜情,一个酒吧里度过的夜晚的熟悉结果,有时是你朋友恼人的婚礼的唯一回报,或者是灾难性假期的唯一缓解。经常尴尬和不舒服,偶尔古怪,但大多数时候只是一个必要的和不可抗拒的邪恶,一夜情是一种社会仪式,像性本身一样古老,像酒吧凳子一样常见。

进入切尔西韩德勒。华丽,锋利,什么也不害羞,切尔西喜欢男人和很多人。我的水平生活记录了她在各种求婚者的不同卧室里的嬉戏,一个男人和一个有时非常沉醉、离家出走的女人在一个激情的夜晚之间可能发生的事情,毫无保留的叙述。从她带着一个Vegas脱衣舞娘的短暂漂流到她与一个慷慨的小人的较量,从她与一艘游艇演奏者的不舒服的约会到她被误导的反弹,和一个喜欢玩皮革装扮的男人,切尔西回忆起她一夜情的高潮和低谷。令人陶醉的诚实。被她杂乱的朋友们(AKA:她在犯罪中的伙伴)所鼓舞,但受到她的家人的挑战(他们有时发现自己是邂逅的一个惊喜部分),切尔西跌倒在地,反弹回来,不害怕分享这些粗暴的细节。我的水平生活是一种有罪的乐趣,你不会羞于在早上谈论。

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