The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead Unabridged (mp3/m4b音频+mobi) 238.2 MBs

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead Unabridged (mp3/m4b音频) 238.2 MBs

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The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead Unabridged (mp3/m4b音频+mobi) 238.2 MBs

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英语(English)

书籍英文简介:

In this outrageous parody of a survival guide, Saturday Night Live staff writer Brooks prepares humanity for its eventual battle with zombies. One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here: he outlines virtually every possible zombie-human encounter, drafts detailed plans for defense and attack and outlines past recorded attacks dating from 60,000 B.C. to 2002. In planning for that catastrophic day when “the dead rise,” Brooks urges readers to get to know themselves, their bodies, their weaponry, their surroundings and, just in case, their escape routes. Some of the book’s more amusing aspects are the laughable analyses Brooks proposes on all aspects of zombiehood, and the specificity with which he enumerates the necessary actions for survival-i.e., a member of an anti-zombie team must be sure to have with him at all times two emergency flares, a signaling mirror, daily rations, a personal mess kit and two pairs of socks.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1. Organize before they rise! 2. They feel no fear, why should you? 3. Use your head: cut off theirs. 4. Blades dont need reloading. 5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair. 6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it. 7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike. 8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert! 9. No place is safe, only safer. 10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

书籍中文简介(Translated by 百度翻译):

书籍中文名:僵尸生存指南:完全保护活着的死人

在这篇关于生存指南的拙劣模仿中,周六夜现场工作人员布鲁克斯为人类最终与僵尸搏斗做了准备。人们期望梅尔布鲁克斯的儿子具有幽默的遗传倾向,事实上,他确实如此,他在这里无情地展示了他:他概述了几乎每一个可能的僵尸人类遭遇,起草了详细的防御和攻击计划,并概述了60年代以来的历次记录攻击。公元前0年至公元前2002年。在策划“灾难死亡日”的灾难性的一天时,布鲁克斯敦促读者去了解他们自己,他们的身体,他们的武器,他们周围的环境,以防万一,他们的逃生路线。书中一些有趣的方面是布鲁克斯对僵尸的各个方面提出的可笑的分析,以及他列举出生存的必要行动的特殊性,即一个反僵尸团队的成员必须始终与他有两个紧急耀斑。信号镜、日常口粮、个人杂物箱和两双袜子。

僵尸攻击的10大幸存教训

1。在他们崛起之前组织起来!2。他们没有恐惧,你为什么要害怕?三。动动脑筋:切断他们的头。4。刀片不需要重新加载。5。理想的保护=紧身衣,短发。6。爬上楼梯,然后摧毁它。7。下车,骑上自行车。8。保持移动,保持低调,保持安静,保持警觉!9。没有安全的地方,只有更安全的地方。10。僵尸可能已经消失,但威胁依然存在。

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